It will come as no surprise to most of you that we Jenquai Explorers have a bit of a poor reputation when it comes to combat. What a lot of you may be surprised to learn is that an early beta version of the new "Ariad Approved" Jenquai Scanner system has been enhanced to reveal the true usefulness of JE's in combat.
It was this reporter's great pleasure to test the new system recently whilst on assignment in der Todesengel and, I am sure you will agree, the new, more accurate readout is an enormous improvement.
It is all I can hope that in light of these refinements, we explorers might finally be credited for the things we do best, and not just ridiculed for having slightly less armour than certain other vessels.
This is Grandmaster Arty of the Lightning Troopers filing from Paren Station.
