Reports are coming into the newsroom of the British Space Corps' (BSC) first attempt at the Tada-O gate epic.
Details are fairly sketchy at the moment but the methods used definitely seem at odds with the accepted tactics for defeating the huge and ugly fish.
Cyberramjet seems to be the centre of the confusion and we will hear more from him later.
Cyberramjet, a skilled and formidable Jenquai destroyer and sargeant in the Royal Security Department, so sources say, has attempted the new epic adventure solo.
After many hours of guild work collecting the equipment and components and much bloody murder of Red Dragons, the tackle used for activation of the new sector was finally assembled and put into the safe hands of Cyberramjet, who has been instrumental in guild efforts to achieve the new epic.
At this point our intrepid hero packed the family and grandkids into his ship for a leisurely trip around the galaxy and... seeing they were in the neighbourhood, decided to go and have a work with Booney, the keeper of the fish. However, with excitement high in the back seats of Cyber's cockpit, with cries of "are we there yet", "I am sure there was a McDonalds in Grissom Granpa" and it "should have been left in Carpenter for the the zoo granddaddy", Cyber was paying less than intent attention to what Boony was saying.... and when the answer should have been 'no', the hero of our story said "yeah yeah ....sure whatever.....ermmm what was that......What the hec!!!!! ..............SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHeeeeeeeeeIIIIIIII....................."
I will leave our hero to explain.........Quote
"Can you imagine the look on my face when I found myself in a new sector, underwater, with the first wave of super Ten-gu staring me down....all of them where chopping their bloody jaws...I could just hear 'em thinking, 'Ok so this is the snack...where is the main course?' I felt cold water course through my veins I tell ya.
I will have you know a million things went through my head...I was looking for that damn rig everywhere...in my vault, in the device slots...and then I thought that if i leave he would give it back...but no go...he took it.
I even thought of trying to sneak in and kill a Ten-gu or two before dying gloriously for the guild, but alas I decided I might recover the device if I just did a hasty retreat...wrong word...'advance on the rear' I should say. I even thought about just staying there forever...until you guys came and got me out...but I remembered only last two hours...thought about opening the windows to me ship and just letting the water pour in...anything, just to go back a few minutes in time."
So, as we say was this heroism, was it stupidity, was it the twilight zone? No. It was the grandkids desire for a McFillet o'fish.
So, after a change of underwear and an ad for 1 small compact family apearing on T-bay - Cyber came to the BSC command centre on OMP to explain his exploits and his solo attempt to take on several waves of vicious fish with a combined shield cap of well - let's say a lot.
The command of the BSC were surprised at the courage of Cyber and his solo attempt, but were puzzled at his tactics. Cyber, however, was contrite and did say that he realised fairly quickly that a solo attempt was very possibly not attainable and may need one or two more guild members, perhaps even grouped to take on the 'fishywishies'.
Appology after appology came from Cyber as he promised to make up for his blunder.
This reporter then spoke to some of the BSC command to hear their comments on what they had said to Cyber upon learning about his Arthurian quest.
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"This was just an unfortunate accident bought about by your attention being diverted by your Grandchildren....could've happened to any of us!
Nevertheless.....there's a 1911 Colt Auto on my desk with one in the chamber.... "
RM Royal security dept head
Quote
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Blured Royal expiditionary sergeant
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"Give me your DG and I'll take the rap."
Tallica Royal commerce Sargeant
and with deep philisophical insight in the situation and a grasp on what would make a fellow guildy distraught at his mistake
blured came within earshot of this reporter talking quietly in a progen sort of way..that is booming at the obviously physically and emotionally deminished cyber
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"umm lol like i said MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Cyber me ole mucker what would we be without you ...
bored and worried about what we did wrong...now we know what we did wrong
We sent a jenpie to do a progens job,,,,LMAO!!
THREE CHEERS FOR THE BIG JENPIE WITH THE WHOOPIN STICK IN HIS ARSE!!
seriously cyb your antics never fail to be written down forever in the BSC antics history books.
And scout do me a favor dont move anywhere with the feather this time till you have atleast 50 or so peeps behind you lol muhahahahahahahahahahaah..
To the gate and beyond,,,,cyber shall be here in known as scout and i shall call him my squishy :P
Blur Out! "
All seems to be moving very quickly on the aquisition of the equipment again needed for a more appropriately resourced attempt at the epic. and once again scout is central to the effort.
And finally news just in.......... apparently just adjascent to the hapless scout was a guildless initiate jenquai explorer cloaked looking for nav points during his first few days of getting his pilots licence. when he saw the mighty Jenquai destroyet talking to boony he crept up to see what he could learn for his high school research project..... the ACTIVATION - he tried to flee..to no avail. the latest news was that he was still there in the fish tank alone cold and scared mumbling "JS please.......anybody JS.........please........"
This is Aratnomis reporting from the BSC command centre on OMP for net-7
