All guests were compelled to evacuate the Shakti Pleasure Moon for 24 hours as authorities investigatd an anonymous disease scare. Each departing guest was given a complete medical screening, a complete decontamination session, temporary hygienic plastic garments, and a set of souvenir photos of the experience.
Med teams swept the moon with high-resolution scanners on a methodical hunt for dangerous micro-organisms, and within 24 houtrs, pronounced the facility as clean, healthy and undamaged.
"I'm furious," said Shakti Pleasure Moon businesswoman, Destry, as she threw a shoe at a departing health inspector. "Do you have any idea how much this escapade just cost me? And ALL over a hoax!"
Inspectors did report finding several of the guests unable to leave their quarters, often because of embarassing circumstances involving scanty clothing and lengths of rope. This was further complicated when some of the health workers were mistaken for "entertainment" employees of the complex.
"We ARE a pleasure moon!" Destry screamed, throwing her other shoe at this reporter.
Authorities have no idea who might have perpetrated the hoax. Net-7 will provide additional details as they emerge.
