With "Old Nick" close to departing, where have the 3 elves gone? This reporter believes them to be the 3 mutants adjacent to DET Onorom in Asteroid Belt Gamma. Yet to this date, that is unconfirmed due to some unknown link to a Frankenstein-like monster that was present outside of DET Onorom for the Halloween festivities.Are we left we no elves this year? This reporter thinks so. All attempts have been and are still being made by our valiant Sentinals to transform those poor mutant elves back to their original selves, even though this appears to be a dead end.
May our best wishs be with Old Nick and his 3 elves. Reporting, Whackzog.
