With the reported sightings and looting of Voltoi and Ten-Gu heads off of Bogerils in der Todesengel, serious animal/monster rights issues have been brought to mind. Is this the result of the repeated yammering of PABOSS representative Myla Pitt? Bogeril Majer number 3642, when interviewed, commented "Hunting Scuttlebugs used to be one of our favorite past times, but ever since Miss Pitt took up residence in our beloved homestead, her repeated "reminders" have become an extreme source of annoyance. To shut her up, we simply hunt something else, namely Voltoi and Ten-Gu!"Myla Pitt was unable to be interviewed, possibly due to a freak accident where both of her arms got caught in a Scuttlebug's armpit while feeding it. The poor beast unleashed its only form of defense, unloading serveral tons of dung.
In other news, this could also be a result of Merchant Marine's recent release of the McTen-Gu Burger and Filet-of-Bird.
McTen-Gu's are made of 100% scorched Ten-Gu Fin meat and taste exceptionally good.
Filet-of-Bird includes just the right about of Voltoi spine mixed in with some Alpha-BBQ sauce.
As the heads of these creatures are extremely toxic and thereby inedible, it could explain the Bogeril's usage of them as trophies.
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