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Brains are on the brink of extinction
Reporter: Djiaimoonchild
Submission Date: 2004-02-05 18:30:23.0


RAGNAROK, ARAGOTH - Scientists in the last few weeks have been studying the Brains and how they live in perfect symbiosis with the Brawns.

The brawns are active and playful, yet very aware and aggressive towards outsiders. At the first sights of intruders, they send a signal to the Brains. The Brain, in return, feeds the Brawns with information and tactics on how to act against the intruders. Their society is very similar to a beehive, where the Brains function as a queen and the Brawns as the warriors. The Brawns kills and takes food home to the Brains, which the Brains consumes quickly. The Brains then give out a hormone that stimulates the hunger and thirst of the Brawns, as well as increases their moral and fighting spirit.

If one of the Brains or Brawns are being hurt all the other will attack the ones that inflict the damage. They are very supporting of each other because they know they can't live without each other.

For the last couple of days the Progen Republic has been sending out ships to kill Brains in order to obtain the most wanted hormone in the galaxy. The Sabine want to test the hormone on their warriors to see if it has any effects on them. The Sabine has always tried to perfect themselves by cloning, and they believe this hormone is the answer to their goal: The Perfect Warrior.

The Progens don't give a second thought of their actions and don't care if the Brains become extinct. "The only good Brain is a dead Brain," a Progen told me in an interview.

If only the Progens knew about the terran expression "no brains, no brawns".

Reporting for Net 7, this is Djiaimoonchild.