Andromeda Net-7 News
Holiday Shopping Driving Pilots Insane?
Reporter: Vashts
Submission Date: 2004-02-05 17:45:58.0


Witnesses have reported a number of pilots flying their ships straight into Aragoth Major! What can be the cause of such irrational thinking?

Holiday shopping! And the toy on every shopper's list that's driving them to madness?

The Nommos Plush toy!

Shoppers who haven't been able to get their hands on this fuzzy little toy have been committing rash actions such as the pilot shown here!

"I got my Nommos Plush toy a whole MONTH ahead of time, cause I knew things like this would happen." Said one pilot passing by.

Safe flights to you this Holiday Season, this is Vashts, signing off early to get in line for one of these toys!