Pilots have finally tracked down Old Nick's flight paths to find out that, at some points, he appears in a new sector that is no where near the last one! This evidence leads some scientists of the Glenn Commission to believe that Santa is using worm holes to travel to these locations so quickly. This piece of information, if true, would lead us to believe that Santa may be a Jenquai Explorer! However, first hand witnesses have stated that Santa looks more like a Progen, yet talks more like a Terran! Is there some sort of threeway gene splicing involved? Old Nick himself was not available for comment.Perhaps the answer lies with the Elf Triplets!
