Andromeda Net-7 News
Is Vinda lending a helpful hand or creating abomination?
Reporter: Darktalon
Submission Date: 2004-02-05 01:42:23.0


When Magna Vinda announced that the Sabine Order would be able to perform genetic interpolation on any Progen, Terran, or Jenquai, most pilots' mouths began to water. Everyone from warriors hoping to relive former glory through improved reflexes, to explorers dreaming of the experiences they'd enjoy with improved senses, flocked to the Sabine Order to have their genetics cataloged and approved for genetic interpolation.

However, a few Jenquai have raised the question of what Vinda plans to do with such an extensive database of genetic material. Citing the Jove City disaster and the Dog soldiers responsible, these Jenquai fear that with this wellspring of information, Vinda will create another abomination in her mad search for perfection. The leader of this Jenquai group, who requested that his/her/its name be withheld for security reasons, had this to say:
"Imagine a creature with the mental power of the Jenquai, the psychical power of a Progen, and the deviousness of a Terran ... now imagine an army of those abominations under the control of that madwomen Vinda."

When asked for comment on this, it was reported that Vinda began 3 hours of solid swearing. A week later the reporter who endured this 3-hour rant successfully recovered from intensive therapy sessions and managed to turn in the transcripts. In good taste we here at Net7 have decided not to print Vinda's conversation and believe Vinda's 3 hours of solid swearing was a solid denial.