Andromeda Net-7 News
Well Known Comedian Retired Today
Reporter: Darktalon
Submission Date: 2004-02-05 01:38:39.0


Disaster struck Play-O today when one of the company's comedians was almost killed in a failed self-destruct attempt. Earlier today near Friendship 7, a Play-O sponsored event fell to ruin when one of the Progen participants tried to blow up the stage. Authorities who captured the Progen have dispelled rumors of a Progen plot and attributed the actions of the Progen to his substantial losses at the raceway and his reaction to the performance of the Comedian in question.

When asked to comment, the Comedian told reporters "That's the last time I use the 'You might be a clone' routine in neutral space."