Andromeda Net-7 News
Tada-O fights InfinitiCorp for the Credits of the Jobing Class.
Reporter: Darktalon
Submission Date: 2004-02-05 01:36:15.0


Local space stations are well known for being centers of the civilized universe - from the mighty trade center of Earth Station to the research facilities of Fenris Station. But how do these man-made stellar metropolises stay in perfect working order? The answer is simple: the jobing class. These tireless, and often under-appreciated, men and women keep our world together from behind the scenes. They do it all; from taking out the trash to keeping the space lanes clear of litter.

However, recently these often forgotten souls have been the target of aggressive campaigns by both InfinitiCorp and Tada-O. Last month InfinitiCorp made huge profits with its album titled 'While you where sleeping.' This album targeted specifically for the jobing class and features such hit songs as 'Hotel Californium', 'I can't drive 5k', and 'Highway to Ardus.' Tada-O is currently working on the release of a new brand of alertness enhancing drugs that they call 'More Most Good Thwart of Life Tedious!" Although even InfinitiCorp's best scientists have no idea what the name means, they are sure that the product will endanger their almost complete domination of the jobing market.