Contrary to popular belief, the universe has spawned something that isn't completely set on destroying humanity, which had previously been deemed an impossibility by published researchers. The unusual, faster-than-light object that was heading towards Human Space has been identified as Old Nick, the jolly, Progen in appearance gift-giver.This has caused a sudden and inexplicable cult following to spring from nothing within the space of approximately a quarter hour after the first sighting of the generous gentleman. Wearing his red armor and driving his highly powered ship, he has been seen giving out devices this day, to those who are fanatical enough in their love of him to chase him down and speak with him.
The general hope is that he will stay forever, but after having a short interview with the man himself, this reporter believes Old Nick is simply patroling to find the so-called Elfman brothers, to tell them something about a confectionary accident near the "North Pole", a previously, and currently, uncharted region of space that Old Nick is reputed to hail from.
More news as it hits the press, unless it's going so fast it breaks through the press. This is Xaintiraris for Net-7.
