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Hunt for Scooter Angers Overworked Homestead Employees
Reporter:
Gammaleader
Submission Date:
2004-02-02 23:43:36.0
Since the opening of the new Bogeril sector to select individuals, groups of people have attemped to kill a legendary bug named Scooter. One unhappy worker at the Homestead base complained "dem dumb warriors come runnin round that Scooter thinkin they can kill him. We are CONSTANTLY getting calls for a rescuin or just checking on downed ships. Some ships come back blown to bits several times in a hour. My boss won't let me go home to muh family till things calm down." Many angry workers are frantically repairing ships and are quickly running out of parts. Specifically, ductape was in low supply. There have been some instances of EarthCorp ships not being repaired due to the "short supply". One worker said "those Earthcorp boys think I'm gonna repair their ship? Ha! I have a better chance of Sam Bogeril signing a copy of his manifesto than me touchin one of dem EarthCorp ships." As always, Net-7 news will be here if any other news develops.
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