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What, me worry?
Reporter:
Cowardlyfinn
Submission Date:
2004-03-02 19:59:08.0
All pilots are encouraged to be on the lookout for other pilots afflicted with the malady known as, "Alfredius Erebus Newmonium." The infected can be identified by the generous amount of freckles they have, a vacuous, if mischievious smile, floppy Dumbo-like ears and a propensity for distributing whoopee cusions and plastic dog doo wherever possible. There is no known treatment as of this writing, though a healthy dose of Mercury Chloride seems to put an end to the pranks. More information will be disseminated as it is learned.
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