Pegasus Net-7 News
More Fun than a Barrel of Monkeys...
Reporter: Gammaleader
Submission Date: 2004-01-30 22:05:09.0


While in 61 Cygni, a barrel of monkeys was being shipped to a nearby mine. Unfortuantely, when the space monkeys were stored, the packaging department forgot to lock the barrel, which eventually led to the escape of about 200 space monkeys. There are several reports of many mines being overrun by the rapidly growing monkey population due to mating. There has been one unconfirmed report that one of the monkeys, who claimed to be the leader, called himself "Wonkey Gong" or at least that is what the Net-7 eavesdropper thought he heard at least.