In an astonishingly generous outburst of spending, the famed, and not at all modest news agency, Net-7, has started rewarding its long time field reporters. The first reported gift was to the writer of this particular article, who wished to write about the emotions he felt when granted the extremely generous reward by Net-7 chief reporter, Jan Blather. He was quoted as saying things like "Eat it skullshield" and "Woot".While the new shields do not appear to be commonplace rewards for employment with Net-7, it is likely that steadfast reporters should not give up hope, and try to earn them now, rather than despair on ever recieving one.
It has come to this reporters attention that the bogeril inhabited areas of witberg are being accessed by many field reporters. If it is not reported on soon, this reporter himself will venture there, despite preliminary reports of scuttlebug dung filling the vast reaches of that space.
