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Crazy Bogeril Scientist Endangering Brawn Population
Reporter: Eridicus
Submission Date: 2003-10-08 23:48:35.0


Oct. 2 | Ragnarok, Aragoth. (Spacing Guild) -- Are the irresponsible and dangerous requests from the backwards Bogeril endangering Brawn and Brain populations throughout the universe? As the search for their precious 'Cords' continue unabated by time, resources, or concern for the welfare of the creatures that provide them.

Similar to the hunts that are devastating the Nommos population of Cygni, and countless other creatures which are now extinct through all the known galaxy. The senseless killing of the Brawn is at an all time high due to the requests from Zachariah Garrett, a lesser known Bogeril scientist currently taking residence on Dahin Planet. Experts suspect that if the systematic and relentless slaughter of these simple creatures continues that there will be simply none left.

Even the sometimes gentle Jenquai are out in force with the Progen and Terran warriors, explorers, and traders scouring the once peaceful space now commonly devoid of Brawn. Ironically named, the Brawn, a large translucent brain shaped-like creature is commonly weaker and more susceptible to attack than the larger and muscle-like creatures who commonly share their environment, the Brain. Whichever explorer first named these creatures is certainly not without a sense of humor.

Other creatures in danger of being hunted to the brink of extinction are the Dish Dancers of Sol and the Defresssers of Swooping Eagle in Sirius, again the result of the inconsiderate practices of Bogeril. When will this assault on these helpless creatures of the galaxy end?