The Ministry of Information denies claims of addictive additives in new product line of "Duo Yao" foodstuffs prepared in conjunction with Merlvin Gourmet."Preposterous!" exclaimed Minister Zhou Hong Kuang. "To think that the Order of the Red Dragons would stoop to the transportation and use of illegal addictive substances for an increase in market shares, while understandable, is inconceivable!"
Rumors began after industry leading programmers and developers were unable to go without one of the new products, "Duo Yao Much Filling Drink," for more than a few days. "We needed it," said Htidrec. "When crunch time rolled around, we went for what worked best, 'Duo Yao,' but now ... now we can't stop."
InfinitiCorp and GETCo officials promised to quickly begin investigations.
"Go ahead," said Kuang. "We guarantee that there will be nothing reported on this matter."
This is Oneman reporting for Net-7 News.
