In a press release today, Minister Zhou Hong Kuang of the Red Dragon Minitstry of Information announced that the Ministry of Science would soon unveil their fully grown bunyip."We had hoped to wait until all their analysis was finished, but The Ministry of Science has quite convincingly shown that all new discoveries should be fully disclosed to the public, so that all peoples may share in the knowledge," he stated.
According to the release, the Red Dragon Bunyip is "about 10 times the size of the obviously inferior GSC sample," referring to the Glenn Science Commission's wildly popular new exhibit. The Red Dragon Ministry of Science is currently making arrangements to hold public exhibits in "Dragon-friendly" sectors.
Though not mentioned in the release, a spokesman for the MoI, when queried as to how long they'd had their bunyip, would only say "About a year now."
"It is quite obvious now that the superior technology and superior scientific skills of the Red Dragons cannot be ignored, and we must be given full access to other scientific research so that we might quickly bring the other researchers up to the same level of expertise as the Ministry of Science. Hopefully we will now see some of the weaker scientific communities begin to share knowledge with us in return." This quote came from Minister Xiu Li Hong, head of the Ministry of Science, while addressing a meeting of scientific aides.
We'll bring you exhibit dates and locations once we have them.
Grandmaster Blagg reporting...
