"We are pleased to announce that in standing with the tradition of letting no new foodstuff go undiscovered, the Order of the Red Dragons along with the Merlvin Gourmet subsidiary of Tada-O, present the Seven Spicy V'rix Special!" laboriously stated Zhou Hong Kuang from the Ministry of Information."With the recent invasion of the V'rix in occupied space, trade of consumables has decreased as pilots fear to fly through war zones. However, with only a hot reactor and the seven secret spices, your friendly local Red Dragon patrol can easily feed any refugee ships or space station."
In conjunction with Merlvin Gourmet Inc., the Red Dragons have begun an advertising campaign that targets those disposed and inconvenienced by the recent V'rix invasion. Industry experts say that profit projections are unprecedented.
"War economies always lead to the formation of new quadrillionaires. That coupled with the fact that you can personally take a small form of revenge on your enemy... well, the temptation is too great to pass up," says an aide to Merlvin the Magnivalent.
Kuang refused to answer any questions about a lack of Red Dragon presence in Primus sector, stating only "What can we say? We offer our aid to the Progen and they refused us. We know were we are not wanted. Too bad they did not accept our offer ... now they have lost Primus planet. Perhaps now they will listen to the voices of experience."
This is Oneman, reporting for Net-7 News.
